Boy do these make sense, most can be used off the farm too:
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>> Wise advice from a farmers Wife
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>> Whenever you return a borrowed pie pan, make sure it's got a warm pie in it.
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>> Invite lots of folks to supper. You can always add more water to the soup.
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>> There's no such thing as a woman's work on a farm. There's just work.
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>> Make home a happy place for the children. Everybody returns to their
>> happy place.
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>> Always keep a small light on in the kitchen window at night.
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>> If your man gets his truck stuck in the field, don't go in after him.
>> Throw him a rope and pull him out with the tractor.
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>> Keep the kerosene lamp away from the the milk cow's leg.
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>> It's a whole lot easier to get breakfast from a chicken than a pig.
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>> Always pat the chickens when you take their eggs.
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>> It's easy to clean an empty house, but hard to live in one.
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>> All children spill milk. Learn to smile and wipe it up.
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>> Homemade's always better'n store bought.
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>> A tongue's like a knife. The sharper it is the deeper it cuts.
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>> A good neighbor always knows when to visit and when to leave.
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>> A city dog wants to run out the door, but a country dog stays on the
>> porch 'cause he's not fenced-in.
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>> Always light birthday candles from the middle outward.
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>> Nothin' gets the frustrations out better'n splittn' wood.
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>> The longer dress hem, the more trusting the husband.
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>> Enjoy doing your children's laundry. Some day they'll be gone.
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>> You'll never catch a runnin' chicken but if you throw seed around the
>> back door you'll have a skillet full by supper.
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>> Biscuits brown better with a little butter brushed on 'em.
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>> Check your shoelaces before runnin' to help somebody.
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>> Visit old people who can't get out. Some day you'll be one.
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>> The softer you talk, the closer folks'll listen.
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>> The colder the outhouse, the warmer the bed.
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