AlamoPA Mailing List: Re: Farmers wife

[George Engebretson (georgeandkaryn]

Awesome, thanks! 

On Wed, Feb 24, 2021, 9:01 AM M.J. Trebenskie <skie999 [at] hotmail.com> wrote:

eMail from Alamo Paradise Acres reflector.

​Boy do these make sense, most can be used off the farm too:

>>
>> ​Wise advice from a farmers       Wife
>>
>> Whenever you return a borrowed pie pan, make sure it's got a warm pie in it.
>>
>> Invite lots of folks to supper. You can always add more water to the soup.
>>
>> There's no such thing as a woman's work on a farm. There's just work.
>>
>> Make home a happy place for the children. Everybody returns to their
>> happy place.
>>
>> Always keep a small light on in the kitchen window at night.
>>
>> If your man gets his truck stuck in the field, don't go in after him.
>> Throw him a rope and pull him out with the tractor.
>>
>> Keep the kerosene lamp away from the the milk cow's leg.
>>
>> It's a whole lot easier to get breakfast from a chicken than a pig.
>>
>> Always pat the chickens when you take their eggs.
>>
>> It's easy to clean an empty house, but hard to live in one.
>>
>> All children spill milk. Learn to smile and wipe it up.
>>
>> Homemade's always better'n store bought.
>>
>> A tongue's like a knife. The sharper it is the deeper it cuts.
>>
>> A good neighbor always knows when to visit and when to leave.
>>
>> A city dog wants to run out the door, but a country dog stays on the
>> porch 'cause he's not fenced-in.
>>
>> Always light birthday candles from the middle outward.
>>
>> Nothin' gets the frustrations out better'n splittn' wood.
>>
>> The longer dress hem, the more trusting the husband.
>>
>> Enjoy doing your children's laundry. Some day they'll be gone.
>>
>> You'll never catch a runnin' chicken but if you throw seed around the
>> back door you'll have a skillet full by supper.
>>
>> Biscuits brown better with a little butter brushed on 'em.
>>
>> Check your shoelaces before runnin' to help somebody.
>>
>> Visit old people who can't get out. Some day you'll be one.
>>
>> The softer you talk, the closer folks'll listen.
>>
>> The colder the outhouse, the warmer the bed.
>>
>>
>> Sent from my iPhone
>

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