IT'S TIME AGAIN FOR THE ANNUAL 'STELLA AWARDS'! \
FOR THOSE UNFAMILIAR WITH THESE AWARDS, THEY ARE NAMED AFTER 81-YEAR-OLD STELLA LIEBECK
WHO SPILLED HOT COFFEE ON HERSELF AND SUCCESSFULLY SUED THE MCDONALD'S IN NEW MEXICO ,
WHERE SHE PURCHASED COFFEE. YOU REMEMBER, SHE TOOK THE LID OFF THE COFFEE AND PUT IT
BETWEEN HER KNEES WHILE SHE WAS DRIVING. WHO WOULD EVER THINK ONE COULD GET BURNED
DOING THAT, RIGHT?
THESE ARE AWARDS FOR THE MOST OUTLANDISH LAWSUITS AND VERDICTS IN THE U.S. YOU KNOW, THE
KINDS OF CASES THAT MAKE YOU SCRATCH YOUR HEAD.
SO KEEP YOUR HEAD SCRATCHER HANDY.
Here are the Stella's for this past year --
*SEVENTH PLACE*
Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas was awarded $80,000 by a jury of
her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was
running inside a furniture store. The store owners were understandably
surprised by the verdict, considering the running toddler was her own
son!
Start scratching!
* SIXTH PLACE *
Carl Truman, 19, of Los Angeles , California won $74,000 plus medical
expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord.
Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the
car when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps.
Scratch some more...
* FIFTH PLACE *
Terrence Dickson, of Bristol , Pennsylvania , who was leaving a house
he had just burglarized by way of the garage. Unfortunately for
Dickson, the automatic garage door opener malfunctioned and he could
not get the garage door to open. Worse, he couldn't re-enter the house
because the door connecting the garage to the house locked when
Dickson pulled it shut. Forced to sit for eight, count 'em, EIGHT days
and survive on a case of Pepsi and a large bag of dry dog food, he
sued the homeowner's insurance company claiming undue mental anguish.
Amazingly, the jury said the insurance company must pay Dickson
$500,000 for his anguish. We should all have this kind of anguish.
KEEP SCRATCHING. THERE ARE MORE..
Double hand scratching after this one...
*FOURTH PLACE*
Jerry Williams, of Little Rock, Arkansas, garnered 4th Place in the Stella
awards when he was awarded $14,500 plus medical expenses after being
bitten on the rear by his next door neighbor's beagle - even though
the beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. Williams did not
get as much as he asked for because the jury believed the beagle might
have been provoked at the time of the bite because Williams had
climbed over the fence into the yard and repeatedly shot the dog with
a pellet gun.
Pick a new spot to scratch, you're getting a bald spot...
* THIRD PLACE *
Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania because a jury ordered a
Philadelphia restaurant to pay her $113,500 after she slipped on a
spilled soft drink and broke her tailbone. The reason the soft drink
was on the floor: Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds
earlier during an argument. What ever happened to people being
responsible for their own actions?
Only two more so ease up on the scratching...
*SECOND PLACE*
Kara Walton, of Claymont Delaware sued the owner of a night club in a
nearby city because she fell from the bathroom window to the floor,
knocking out her two front teeth. Even though Ms. Walton was trying to
sneak through the ladies room window to avoid paying the $3.50 cover
charge, the jury said the night club had to pay her $12,000....oh,
yeah, plus dental expenses.
GO FIGURE.
Ok. Here we go!!
* FIRST PLACE *
This year's runaway First Place Stella Award winner was: Mrs. Merv
Grazinski, of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, who purchased new 32-foot
Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home, from an OU football
game, having driven onto the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70
mph and calmly left the driver's seat to go to the back of the
Winnebago to make herself a sandwich. Not surprisingly, the motor home
left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Also not surprisingly, Mrs.
Grazinski sued Winnebago for not putting in the owner's manual that
she couldn't actually leave the driver's seat while the cruise control
was set. The Oklahoma jury awarded her...are you sitting
down?$1,750,000 PLUS a new motor home. Winnebago actually changed
their manuals as a result of this suit, just in case Mrs. Grazinski
has any relatives who might also buy a motor home.
IF YOU THINK OUR COURT SYSTEMS ARE OUT OF CONTROL,
BE SURE TO PASS THIS ON.
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