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From: silvrbch (silvrbch cheqnet.net)
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Date: Wed, 24 May 2017 17:18:54 -0700 (PDT)
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Subject: High
school 1957 vs 2017
By today's standards, none of us
were supposed
to ever make
it.
HIGH SCHOOL -- 1957 vs 2016
Jack goes duck hunting before
school and
then pulls
into the
school parking
lot with his
shotgun in his
truck's gun
rack.
1957 - Vice Principal comes over,
looks at
Jack's
shotgun, goes
to his car and
gets his
shotgun to
show Jack.
2016 - School goes into lock
down, FBI
called, Jack
hauled off to
jail and never
sees his truck
or gun again.
Counselors
called in for
traumatized
students and
teachers.
Johnny and Mark get into a fist
fight after
school.
1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins.
Johnny and
Mark shake
hands and end
up buddies.
2016 - Police called and SWAT
team arrives
-- they arrest
both Johnny
and Mark. They are both charged with
assault and
both expelled - even though Johnny started
it .
Jeffrey will not be in class, he
disrupts other
students.
1957 - Jeffrey sent to the
Principal's
office and
given a good
paddling by
the
Principal. He
then returns
to class, sits
still and does
not disrupt
class again.
2016 - Jeffrey is given huge
doses of
Ritalin. He
becomes a
zombie. He is
then tested
for ADD. The
family gets
extra money (SSI)
from the
government
because
Jeffrey has a
disability.
Billy breaks a window in his
neighbor's car
and his Dad
gives him a
whipping.
1957 - Billy is more careful next
time, grows up
normal, goes
to college
and becomes a
successful
businessman.
2016 - Billy's dad is arrested
for child
abuse. Billy
is removed to
foster care
and joins a
gang. The
state
psychologist
is told by
Billy's sister
that she
remembers being spanked herself and their dad goes to
prison.
Billy's mom
has an affair with
the
psychologist.
Mark gets a headache and takes
some aspirin
to school.
1957 - Mark shares his aspirin
with the
Principal out
on the smoking
dock .
2016 - The police are called and
Mark is
expelled from
school for
drug
violations.
His car is
then searched
for drugs and
weapons.
Pedro fails high school English.
1957 - Pedro goes to summer
school, passes
English and
goes to
college.
2016 - Pedro's cause is taken up
by a radical
group. Newspaper articles appear
nationally
explaining
that teaching
English as a
requirement
for graduation
is racist.
ACLU files a
class action
lawsuit
against the
state school
system and
Pedro's
English
teacher.
English is
then banned
from the basic
curriculum.
Pedro is given
his diploma
anyway, but
ends up mowing
lawns for a
living because
he cannot
speak English.
Johnny takes apart leftover
firecrackers
from the
Fourth of
July, puts
them in a
model airplane
paint bottle
and blows up a
red ant bed..
2016 - ATF, Homeland Security and
the FBI are
all called.
Johnny is
charged with
domestic
terrorism. The FBI investigates his
parents - and
all siblings
are removed
from their
home. All
computers are
confiscated.
Johnny's dad
is placed on a
terror watch
list and is
never allowed
to fly again.
Johnny
falls while
running during
recess and
scrapes his
knee . He is
found crying
by his
teacher,
Mary. Mary
hugs him to
comfort him.
1957 - In a short time, Johnny
feels better
and goes on
playing.
2016 - Mary is accused of being a
sexual
predator and
loses her
job. She
faces 3 years
in State
Prison.
Johnny
undergoes 5
years of
therapy.
This should
hit every
email inbox to
show just how
stupid this
country has
become! And
that's being
polite!
Life is tough; it’s even tougher if
you’re stupid.
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