AlamoPA Mailing List: Fw: BIKERS AND JUMPERS

[Sallie Carlson (wacsc11945]

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From: Robert Ahrenkiel <gp-bob11 [at] att.net>

Sent: Wednesday, November 18, 2020, 2:01:33 PM CST

Subject: Fw: BIKERS AND JUMPERS

Subject: Re: BIKERS AND JUMPERS

Back on January 9th, a group of HELLS ANGELS, South Carolina bikers

were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee

Dee River Bridge. So they stopped.

George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley,

walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was

trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,

"Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"

She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to

miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked . . "Well,

before you jump, Honey-Babe . . .

why don't you give ol' George here your best last kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and

did just that . . .

and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by

another even better one.

After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval

from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and

then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real

talent you're wasting there, Sugar. You could be famous if you

rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed!