AlamoPA Mailing List: Chuckles For Seniors

[M.J. Trebenskie (skie999]

​I like the guy looking  for his car in the Walmart  parking  lot the best

 

 

 

 

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So, today I went over to the local Gun shop to get a Colt 9mm handgun for home/personal protection.  
When I was ready to pay for the pistol and ammo, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to the government about gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.  
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader!
As a senior citizen, I do not get flustered often, but this time it took me a while to get my pants back on.  I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to seniors a little more clear.  I still don't think I looked that bad!  I just need to wear underwear more often.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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