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'Cash, check or charge?' I
asked, after
folding items
the woman
wished to
purchase
As she fumbled for her wallet, I
noticed a
remote control
for a
television set
in her purse.
'So, do you always carry your TV
remote?' I
asked.
'No,' she
replied, 'but
my husband
refused to
come shopping
with me,
and I
figured this
was the most
evil thing I
could do to
him legally.'
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WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country
road for
several miles,
not saying a
word.
An earlier
discussion had
led to an
argument and
neither of
them wanted to
concede their
position.
As they
passed a
barnyard of
mules, goats,
and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically,
'Relatives of
yours?'
'Yep,' the
wife replied,
'in-laws'
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WORDS
A husband read an article to his
wife about how
many words
women use a
day.
30,000 to
a man's
15,000.
The wife
replied, 'The
reason has to
be because we
have to repeat
everything to
men...
The
husband then
turned to his
wife and
asked, 'What?'
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CREATION
A man
said to his
wife one day,
'I don't know
how you can be
so stupid and
so beautiful
all at the
same time.
'The wife
responded,
'Allow me to
explain.
God made me
beautiful so
you would be
attracted to
me;
God made me
stupid so I
would be
attracted to
you!
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WHO DOES WHAT
A man
and his wife
were having an
argument about
who
should brew
the coffee
each morning.
The wife said,
'You should do
it because you
get up first,
and then we
don't have to
wait as long
to get our
coffee.
The husband
said, 'You are
in charge of
cooking around
here and
you should do
it, because
that is your
job, and I can
just wait for
my coffee.'
Wife replies,
'No, you
should do it,
and besides,
it is in the
Bible that the
man should do
the coffee.'
Husband
replies, 'I
can't believe
that, show
me.'
So she fetched
the Bible, and
opened the New
Testament and
showed him at
the top of
several pages,
that it indeed
says
'HEBREWS'
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The Silent Treatment
A man
and his wife
were having
some problems
at home
and were
giving each
other the
silent
treatment.
Suddenly, the
man realized
that the next
day, he would
need his wife
to wake him
at 5:0 0 AM
for an early
morning
business
flight.
Not wanting to
be the first
to break the
silence (and
LOSE), he
wrote on a
piece of
paper,
'Please wake
me at 5:00 AM.
He
left it where
he knew she
would find it.
The next
morning, the
man woke up,
only to
discover it
was 9:00 AM and
he had missed
his flight
Furious, he was about to go and see
why his wife
hadn't wakened
him,
when he
noticed a
piece of paper
by the
bed.
The paper
said, 'It is
5:00 AM. Wake
up.'
Men are not
equipped for
these kinds of
contests.
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God may have created man before
woman, but
there is
always a rough
draft before
the
masterpiece
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