About those Church Hymns
A minister
decided to do
something a
little
different one
Sunday
morning.
He said "Today, in church, I am going to say a
single word
and you are
going to help
me preach.
Whatever
single word I
say, I want
you to sing
whatever hymn
that comes to
your mind."
The pastor
shouted out
"CROSS."
Immediately
the
congregation
started
singing in
unison, "THE
OLD RUGGED
CROSS."
The
pastor
hollered out
"GRACE." The
congregation
began to sing
"AMAZING
GRACE, how
sweet the
sound."
The
pastor said
"POWER." The
congregation
sang "THERE IS
POWER IN THE
BLOOD."
The
Pastor said
"SEX" The
congregation
fell into
total silence.
Everyone
was in shock.
They all
nervously
began to look
around at each
other, afraid
to say
anything.
Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of
the church, a
little old
87-year-old
grandmother
stood up and
began to sing
"PRECIOUS
MEMORIES."
Pass this
along and make
someone smile
today.
(I just did).
Gotta Love
Little Old
Ladies.
Laugh...
it burns
calories.
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