AlamoPA Mailing List: Fw: Fwd: : Genteel Southern Ladies

[Sallie Carlson (wacsc11945]

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Sent: Thursday, June 30, 2016 3:59 PM
Subject: Fw: Fwd: : Genteel Southern Ladies

 

 

 

:  Genteel Southern Ladies

 

 

I  just love those sweet, genteel elderly Texas ladies  !!!

 

One  day, a very genteel, elderly Texas lady was driving across a  high bridge in Austin . As she neared the top of the bridge, she  noticed a young man fixin' to jump. ("fixin" in Texas means: is  getting ready to take some

action.) She stopped her car, rolled down the  window and said, "Please don't jump! Think of your dear mother and  father."

 

He  replied, "My mom and dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."

 

She said,  "Well, think of your sweet wife and precious children."

 

He replied,  "I'm not married, and I don't have any kids."

 

She said, "Well, then you  just remember the Alamo ."

 

He  replied, ''What's the Alamo ?''

 

She  replied, "Well, bless your little heart! - You just go ahead and jump...you little Yankee, Obama-lovin', Democratic Bastard...You're holdin' up traffic!

 

 

 

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Cheryl Helwig