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From: Sallie Carlson (wacsc11945 yahoo.com)
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| Date: Thu, 30 Jun 2016 19:25:38 -0700 (PDT) | |
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Sent: Thursday, June 30, 2016 3:57 PM
Subject: Fw: Fwd: The Blonde vs the Policeman
One hot summer day, a blonde
came to town with her dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into a
restaurant for something cold to drink. Twenty minutes later, a policeman
entered the restaurant and asked, 'Who owns the dog tied under that tree
outside? ’
The blonde said it was hers. 'Your dog seems to be in heat' the officer said.
The blonde said it was hers. 'Your dog seems to be in heat' the officer said.
The blonde replied, 'No way.
She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that shade tree.’ The policeman said, 'No! You don't
understand. Your dog needs to be bred.’
'No way,' said the blonde. 'My dog doesn't need
bread. She isn't hungry 'cause I fed her this morning. ’
The exasperated policeman said, 'NO! You don't understand. Your dog wants to have sex! ’
The exasperated policeman said, 'NO! You don't understand. Your dog wants to have sex! ’
(You have to love this)
The blonde looked at the cop
and said, 'Well, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog.
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