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From: Bob Heiser (w7ikt fly-web.us)
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| Date: Tue, 24 May 2016 12:33:22 -0700 (PDT) | |
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My
goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds. Only 15 to go.
Ate
salad for dinner! Mostly croutons & tomatoes.
Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato
sauce. And cheese. FINE, it was a pizza. I ate a
pizza. ........... How
to prepare Tofu: 1.
Throw it in the trash. 2.
Grill some Meat. ........... I
just did an hour's worth of cardio after walking into a
spider web. .............. I
don't mean to brag but... I finished my 14-day diet in 3
hours and 20 minutes. .................. A
recent study has found that women who carry a little
extra weight live longer than men who mention it. ................... Kids
today don't know how easy they have it. When I was
young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to
change the TV channel. ................. Senility
has been a smooth transition for me. ................ Remember
back when we were kids and every time it was below zero
out they closed school? Me
neither. ............... I
may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or
smart or talented.... I
forgot where I was going with this. ................... I
love being over 50. I learn something new every day...
and forget 5 others. ............... A
thief broke into my house last night... He
started searching for money so I woke up and searched
with him. ............... My
dentist told me I need a crown. I was like: I KNOW!,
Right? ............... I
think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my
forehead and call it a day. --
God Bless, Bob (W7IKT) & Carol (N5CBQ) Heiser Shaving the way to Conquer Kid's Cancer |
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