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[M.J. Trebenskie (skie999]

 

Twelve Commandments for Seniors

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Twelve Commandments for Seniors

#1 Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.

#2 "In Style" are the clothes that still fit.

#3 You don"t need anger management. |You need people to stop pissing you off.

#4 Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.

#5 The biggest lie you tell yourself is "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it.".

#6 "On time" is when I get there.

#7 Even duct tape can't fix stupid but it sure does muffle the sound.

#8 It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes, then come out wrinkle free and 3 sizes smaller.

#9 Lately, you've noticed people your age are so much older than you.

#10 Growing old should have taken longer..

#11 Aging has slowed you down but hasn't shut you up.

And one more:

#12 One more for the road means peeing before you leave the house.