AlamoPA Mailing List: Fw: 60 Years Together

[Sallie Carlson (wacsc11945]

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From: Robert Ahrenkiel <gp-bob11 [at] att.net>

Sent: Tuesday, September 13, 2022 at 11:27:43 AM CDT

Subject: Fw: 60 Years Together

Subject: FW: 60 Years Together

 

60 years together 
  

 

Their three kids, all successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner

in their honor. 
 
"Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed Son No. 1
'Sorry I'm running late.  I had an emergency at the hospital

with a patient, you know how it is, and I didn't have time

to get you a gift."

 

"Not to worry," said the father.  "Important thing is we're

all together today ."

 

Son No. 2 arrived.  "You and Mom look great.  Dad,  I just

flew in from Montreal between depositions and didn't

have time to shop for you."

 

“It’s nothing," said the father  "We're glad you were able

to come." 
 
Just then the daughter arrived "Hello and happy anniversary!

Sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really

busy packing so I didn't have time to get you anything." 
 
After they had finished dessert, the father said, "There's some-

thing your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time. 
You see, we were really poor, but we managed to send each of

you to college.

 

 

 

Through the years your mother and I knew we loved

each other very much, but we just never found the

time to get married." 

The three children gasped and said, "WHAT?  You mean

we're bastards?" 
 
"Yep," said the father, "Cheap ones, too .. ."

 

 

 

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