AlamoPA Mailing List: Fwd: joke

[M.J. Trebenskie (skie999]

 

 

 

 

A married couple is driving along a highway doing 30 mph, with the wife behind the wheel.

Her husband suddenly looks over at her and says,

“Honey, I know we’ve been married for 20 years, but I want a divorce.”

The wife says nothing but slowly increases speed to 40 mph.

He then says,

“I don’t want you to try to talk me out of it, because I’ve been having an affair with your best friend, and she’s a better lover than you are.”

Again the wife stays quiet but speeds up to 50 mph as her anger increases.

“I want the house!”

Again the wife speeds up to 55 mph

He says, “I also want the car!”

but she just drives faster and faster.

By now she’s up to 60 mph. “All right,” he says,

“I want the bank accounts and all the credit cards”.

The wife finally gets to 70 mph.

“Is there anything else you want to admit to?” replies the wife.

“Yes,” says the husband,

“That was all a lie…. but at least now we’re at least doing the speed limit!”.