CARP - Canadian Association of Retired People
Questions and Answers from CARP Forum
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Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them?
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Try a bookstore, under Fiction.
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What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
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Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to live.
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Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible... Is that true?
Where can it be found?
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Yes. Matthew 14:92:
"And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt..."
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How can you increase the heart rate of your over-60 year-old husband?
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Tell him you're pregnant.
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How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
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Take off your glasses.
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Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
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Go braless. It will usually pull the wrinkles out.
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Why should 60 plus year old people use valet parking?
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Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Is it common for 60 plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
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Storing memory is not a problem,
retrieving it is the problem.
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As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
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Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
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On their foreheads.
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What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
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"Gosh, I remember these!"
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IF you smiled, you've still got your sense of humour!
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