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 · This came around last year but it sure is a funny one.  



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  · "An older lady gets pulled over for speeding"...Older Woman: Is there a 
problem, officer?Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.Older Woman: Oh, I 
see.Officer: Can I see your license please?Older Woman: I'd give it to you but 
I don't have one.Officer: Don't have one?Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for 
drunk driving.Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers 
please.Older Woman: I can't do that.Officer: Why not?Older Woman: I stole this 
car.Officer: Stole it?Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the 
owner.Officer: You what?Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the 
trunk if you want to seeThe Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to 
his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A 
senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.Officer 
2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!The woman steps out of her 
vehicle.Older woman: Is there e a problem sir?Officer 2: One of my officers 
told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.Older Woman: 
Murdered the owner?Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, 
please.The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.Officer 
2: Is this your car, ma'am?Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration 
papers.The officer is quite stunned.Officer 2: One of my officers claims that 
you do not have a driving license.The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out 
a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.The officer examines the license. He 
looks quite puzzled.Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you 
didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and 
hacked up the owner.Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, 
too.Don't Mess With Old Ladies