AlamoPA Mailing List: Hello God. It's me the dog!

[M.J. Trebenskie (skie999]

 MANY OF US HAVE DOGS AND UNDERSTAND  THAT THEY CAN BE ALMOST HUMAN SOMETIMES. 

PERHAPS THESE ARE SOME OF THEIR THOUGHTS. 

HOPE NO ONE IS OFFENDED BY THE FOLLOWING. 

 

 

 

Dear God: Is it on purpose that our names are spelled the same, only in reverse?

Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

Dear God: When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or will it be the same old story?

Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray,

and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a Dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around?

We love a nice car ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?

Dear God: If a Dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad Dog?

Dear God: We Dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers,

beepers, scent IDs, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee
Flight paths. What do humans understand?

Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven?  If there are, will I have to apologize?

P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven, may I have my testicles back?