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From: Sallie Carlson (wacsc11945 yahoo.com)
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| Date: Fri, 12 Mar 2021 16:56:57 -0800 (PST) | |
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From: Robert Ahrenkiel <gp-bob11 [at] att.net>
Sent: Friday, March 12, 2021, 1:55:45 PM CST
Subject: Fw: The Umbrella
The Umbrella
A 80-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver." The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
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