AlamoPA Mailing List: For those of you who need to know everything:

[M.J. Trebenskie (skie999]

No piece of paper can be folded 
in half more than seven (7) times.
Oh, go ahead ... 
I'll wait.
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Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes or shark attacks. 
(So, watch your Ass)
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You burn more calories sleeping!
than you do watching television.
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The first product to have a bar code
was Wrigley's gum.
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The King of Hearts 
is the only King
WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
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American Airlines saved $40,000 
in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive 
from each salad served in first-class.
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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
(Since Venus is normally associated 
with women, what does this tell you?
That women are going 

in the'right' direction...?

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Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning
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Most dust particles in your house 
are made from
DEAD SKIN!
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The first owner of the 
Marlboro Company 
died of lung cancer.
So did the first 'Marlboro Man'.
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Walt Disney was afraid
OF MICE! 
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PEARLS DISSOLVE
IN VINEGAR!
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The ten most valuable brand names on earth:
Apple, Coca Cola, Google, IBM, Microsoft, GE, McDonalds,
Samsung, Intel and Toyota, in that order.
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It IS possible to lead a cow upstairs...
but, NOT downstairs.
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Dentists have recommended that 
a toothbrush be kept at least Six (6) feet away 
from a toilet to avoid airborne particles 
resulting from the flush.
(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
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And the best for last......!
Turtles can breathe through their BUTTS!
(I know some people like that, don't YOU?) 

So!
Remember, knowledge is everything, so pass it on...and go move your toothbrush! And stop folding that  DAMN PAPER!
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AND FINALLY,
A nice, calm, and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.”

The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”
The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”

The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he exclaimed, “Lord have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!”

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, 
“You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”

 

 

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