AlamoPA Mailing List: Ole and Sven

[M.J. Trebenskie (skie999]

This is your joke for the next Tuesday morning  Park  Meeting ;

Hope no one is offended. 

 

 

 

Ole and Sven

 

 

Ole and Sven were fishing in a Minnesota river when Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding he

had no matches, he asked Ole for a light.

'Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter,' he replied, and then, reaching into his tackle box, he

pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.


'Yiminy Cricket!' exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic lighter in his hands. 'Vere dit yew

git dat monster??'

'Vell,' replied Ole, I got it from my Genie.'

'You haff a Genie?' Sven asked.

'Ya, shure It's right here in my tackle box,' says Ole.

'Could I see him?'

Ole opens his tackle box and sure enough, out pops the Genie.


Addressing the genie, Sven says, 'Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your master. Vill you

grant me vun vish?'

'Yes, I will,' says the Genie.

So Sven asks the Genie for a million bucks.

The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there waiting for his

million bucks.

Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million ducks... Flying directly

overhead.




Over the roar of the million ducks, Sven yells at Ole, 'Yumpin' Yimminy, I asked for a

million bucks, not a million ducks!'

Ole answers, 'Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hart of hearing. Do yew really tink I

asked for a 10-inch Bic?"