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From: Sallie Carlson (wacsc11945 yahoo.com)
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| Date: Tue, 28 Jul 2020 09:30:36 -0700 (PDT) | |
Old Pilots Day
I was the only speaker to show up, so I had the stage to myself. I talked about staying in school, getting good grades and all that usual bullshit; and since I had plenty of time because those other guys didn't show, I threw it open for questions.
The last one asked was, "Can you give us a couple of your life's philosophical beliefs?"
I said, "That's an easy one. Looking back over my lifetime, I've spent most of my money on guns, airplanes, fast cars, women and whiskey. The rest I just wasted." I was escorted out without getting to finish my last two rules to live by:
1) If it flies, floats, or fu__s, it's cheaper to rent it.
2) If it's got tits or tires, you're gonna have problems with it.
I hope they invite me back next year so I can finish. Kids need to know this shit!
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