AlamoPA Mailing List: Fw: Pun Lovers

[Sallie Carlson (wacsc11945]

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From: Robert Ahrenkiel <gp-bob11 [at] att.net>

To: bill - sallie carlson <wacsc11945 [at] yahoo.com>

Sent: Tuesday, June 30, 2020, 11:30:28 AM CDT

Subject: Fw: Pun Lovers

I know you'll get a kick out of these Bill.  

Hugs to you and Sallie.

Subject: Fwd: Pun Lovers

1. A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN CHICAGO READs:

We will heel you

We will save your sole

We will even dye for you.

2. A SIGN ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK:

“Blind man driving.”

3. Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”

4. In a Podiatrist's office:

"Time wounds all heels.”

5. On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

6. At an Optometrist's Office:

"If you don't see what you're looking for,

You've come to the right place.”

7. On a Plumber's truck:

"We repair what your husband fixed.”

8. On another Plumber's truck:

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”

9. At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:

"Invite us to your next blowout.”

10. On an Electrician's truck:

"Let us remove your shorts.”

11. In a Non-smoking Area:

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.”

12. On a Maternity Room door:

"Push. Push. Push.”

13. At a Car Dealership:

"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”

14. Outside a Muffler Shop: ...they really mean silencer...

"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”

15. In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”

16. At the Electric Company:

"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.

However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.”

17. In a Restaurant window:

"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”

18. In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

"Drive carefully. We'll wait.”

19. At a Propane Filling Station:

"Thank Heaven for little grills.”

20. And the best one for last…;

Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:

“Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises”

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It is only by helping others, that we can truly help ourselves.