AlamoPA Mailing List: Fwd: Perfect crime

[M.J. Trebenskie (skie999]

We need some laughter  in our lives!

 

 

Global Recession Fallout 

Triggered by COVID-19 Pandemic

 

 

The recession has hit everybody really hard.

My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

 

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

And, finally...

 



To my dismay, Coronavirus has turned me into a democrat!  I stay home, don't work, complain about everything, and wait for a check from the government. 

 

 

 

 

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