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[Sallie Carlson (wacsc11945]

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Sent: Wednesday, June 26, 2019, 7:41:41 PM CDT

Subject: FW: : Catholic Shampoo

Smart nuns!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Subject: : Catholic Shampoo

TWO NUNS WERE SHOPPING AT A 7-11 STORE. AS THEY PASSED BY THE BEER
COOLER, ONE NUN SAID TO THE OTHER, "WOULDN'T A NICE COOL BEER OR TWO TASTEWONDERFUL ON A HOT SUMMER EVENING?"

THE SECOND NUN ANSWERED, "INDEED IT WOULD, SISTER, BUT I WOULD NOT FEEL
COMFORTABLE BUYING BEER, SINCE I AM CERTAIN IT WOULD CAUSE A SCENE AT THE
CHECKOUT STAND."


"I CAN HANDLE THAT WITHOUT A PROBLEM," THE OTHER NUN REPLIED, AND SHE PICKED UP A SIX-PACK AND HEADED FOR THE CHECK-OUT.

THE CASHIER HAD A SURPRISED LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN THE TWO NUNS ARRIVED
WITH A SIX-PACK OF BEER. "WE USE BEER FOR WASHING OUR HAIR" THE NUN SAID,
"BACK AT OUR NUNNERY, WE CALL IT CATHOLIC SHAMPOO .


WITHOUT BLINKING AN EYE, THE CASHIER REACHED UNDER THE COUNTER. PULLED
OUT A PACKAGE OF PRETZEL STICKS, AND PLACED THEM IN THE BAG WITH THE BEER.


HE THEN LOOKED THE NUN STRAIGHT IN THE EYE, SMILED, AND SAID: "THE CURLERS
ARE ON THE HOUSE."