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[Sallie Carlson (wacsc11945]

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Subject: Fw: Drinks Show Your Personality!

 

 

 

Subject: Fw: Drinks Show Your Personality!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Drinks Show Your Personality!

Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! 

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could "nail" a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately,
they concurred on almost all counts. The results: 

PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS

Drink: Beer 
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. 

Drink: Blender Drinks 
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy. 

Drink: Mixed Drinks 
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. 
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.................. 

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel) 
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. 
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends. 

Drink: White Zinfandel 
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue. 
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target. 

Drink: Shots 
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked. 
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad! 

Drink: Tequila 
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there. 
 

PART B: MAN-DRINKS

The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid. 

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid. 

Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid. 

Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid. 

Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress. 

White Zinfandel: He's gay