Fw: On becoming Irish!
From: Sallie Carlson (wacsc11945yahoo.com)
Date: Sat, 27 Apr 2019 17:05:16 -0700 (PDT)



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Sent: Saturday, April 27, 2019 5:14 PM
Subject: Fw: On becoming Irish!

 
 
 
8 year old Mohammad entered his classroom on the first day of school in Dublin.
"What's your name?", asked the teacher.
"Mohammad," he replied.
"You're in Ireland now," replied the teacher, "So from now on you will be known as Mike."
 
Mohammad returned home after school.
"How was your day, Mohammad?", his mother asked.
"My name is not Mohammad. I'm in Ireland now and my name is Mike”.
"Are you ashamed of your name, asked his Mother?  Are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!  I'll beat the shit out of you right now!" which she did.  Then, she called his father, who came home and beat the shit out of him again.
 
The next day Mohammad returned to school.  The teacher saw all of his fresh bruises.
 
"What happened to you, Mike?", she asked.
 
"Well shortly after becoming an Irishman, I was attacked by two fucking Arabs."
 
 
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