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From: M.J. Trebenskie (skie999![]() |
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Date: Sun, 31 Mar 2019 12:56:36 -0700 (PDT) |
Since we don't have a park meeting next week I won't be able to tell a joke so here is next Tuesdays joke.
Hope everyone has a very healthy and happy and prosperous summer. Hope to see ya all next winter.
Mike
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The Professor
A professor travels to Africa to live with a primitive tribe and
spends years with them, teaching them all about the wonders of science
and mathematics. He makes friends with the tribe’s chief and his wife
and they all live happily for some time. One day the chief’s wife
gives birth to a white child. The word spreads and the entire tribe
is in shock.
The chief pulls the professor aside and says, “Look, you are the only
white man we’ve ever seen around here, and my wife gave birth to a
white child. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out what happened!”
The professor replied, “No, chief, you’re mistaken. What we have here
is a natural occurrence what we in the civilized world call an albino!
Look at that field over there. All the sheep are white except for
one black one. Nature does this on occasion.
The chief was silent for a moment, then said, “Tell you what. You
don’t say anything more about that sheep and I won’t say anything more
about the white kid!!
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