AlamoPA Mailing List: Fw: Bible - This will make you smile

[M.J. Trebenskie (skie999]

 

  

  

 

Don't let your worries get the best of you; Remember,     
Moses started out as a basket case.      

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Some people are kind, polite, and thoughtful    
Until you try to sit in their pews.      

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Many folks want to serve God,      
But only as advisers    

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It is easier to preach ten sermons    
Than it is to live one.    

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The good Lord didn't create anything     
without a purpose,
But mosquitoes come close.      

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When you get to your wit's end,     
You'll find God lives there.     

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People are funny; they want the     
Front of the bus,      
Middle of the road,      
And back of the church.      

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Opportunity may knock once, but  
temptation bangs on the front door forever.      

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Quit griping about your church;    
If it was perfect, you couldn't belong.    

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If a church wants a better pastor,      
It only needs to pray for the one it has.

  

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We're called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.     

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God Himself doesn't propose to judge a man until  he is dead. So why should you?     

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Some minds are like concrete     
Thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.    
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Peace starts with a smile.

  

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I don't know why some people change churches;     
What difference does it make which one you stay home from?      

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Be ye fishers of men. You catch 'em - He'll clean 'em.     

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Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.     

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Don't put a question mark where God put a period.    

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Don' t wait for 6 strong men   to take you to church.   

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Forbidden fruits create many jams.     

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God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.    

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God grades on the cross, not the curve.    

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God loves everyone,     
But probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit' over 'religious nuts!'      

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God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.    

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He who angers you, controls you!     

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If God is your Co-pilot, swap seats!    

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Prayer:    

Don't give God instructions, just report for duty!      

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The task ahead of us is never as   great as the Power behind us.    

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The Will of God never takes you to where the  Grace of God will not protect you.   

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We don't change the message.       The message changes us.

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You can tell how big a person is   by what it takes to discourage him/her.    

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The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:    1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.    

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If this blessed you in a profound way today,      
Share it with a few friends to bless them!     
I bet someone else will LOVE it too

  

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