AlamoPA Mailing List: Fw: $30 Bet

[Sallie Carlson (wacsc11945]

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Subject: FW: $30 Bet

Subject: $30 Bet

 

 

 

Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm.

 

He sat down at the bar next to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and stared up at the TV as the 10 o'clock news came on

 

The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building, preparing to jump.

 

Alexandria looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Jack said, "You know what, I bet he will" Alexandria replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!”

 

Just as she placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. She was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."

 

Jack replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."

 

Alexandria replied, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again." Jack took the money.

 

Alexandria went back to work in the U.S. Congress.