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Subject: PILOTS AT THE PEARLY GATES 

Those were the days.

Three pilots at the Pearly Gates 

Three pilots died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said. "You must each possess 
something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."                                                        

 

The Army helicopter pilot thumbed through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. 

He flicked it on. "It"s a candle", he said,

It did make light, you may pass through the Pearly Gates" Saint Peter said.

 

The Navy C-2 pilot reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook 

 

them and said, "They're bells."

 

Saint Peter said, "They had a ring to them, you may pass through the Pearly Gates."

 

The Air Force fighter pilot started searching desperately through his pockets and 
finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

 

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do 
those symbolize?"

 

He replied, "These are Carols."

 

And so the Christmas season begins...                                                     

                              

The love we give away is the only love we keep.