AlamoPA Mailing List: Fwd: FW: Texas Baby

[M.J. Trebenskie (skie999]

 

 

A Texan businessman was drinking in a bar in downtown Alamo when he gets a call on his cell phone.

He loudly orders drinks for everybody in the bar, as he announces his wife has just produced a typical Texas baby boy weighing 25 pounds.  Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the man just shrugs, "That's about average out our way, folks... like I said - my boy's a typical Texas baby boy."

 

Two weeks later the businessman is back in the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that typical Texas baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you?  Everybody's been making' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks... so how much does he weigh now?”The proud father answers, "Eighteen pounds."The bartender is puzzled and concerned.  "What happened?  He was 25 pounds the day he was born."The father takes a slow swig from his Johnny Walker Red, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised.