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[Sallie Carlson (wacsc11945]

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Subject: Fw: Fwd: Two ladies talking in heaven....

1st woman:    Hi! Wanda. 

2nd woman:   Hi! Sylvia.  How'd you die? 

1st woman:    I froze to death. 

2nd woman:   How horrible! 

1st woman:    It wasn't so bad. After I quit  shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.

What about you? 

2nd woman:   I died of a  massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him

in the act.   But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 

1st woman:    So, what happened? 

2nd woman:   I was so sure there was another woman  there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.

I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement.  Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.

I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 

1st woman:   Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.