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[M.J. Trebenskie (skie999]

I USE # 14 ALL THE TIME

 

 

MURPHY'S OTHER 15 LAWS

1. Light travels faster than sound.

   This is why some people appear

   bright until you hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong.

  A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A day without sunshine is like,

  well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a

  vending machine.

6. Those who live by the sword get

   shot by those who don't.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a

  sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you

  have a 50-50 chance of getting

  something right, there's a 90%

  probability you'll get it wrong.

9. It is said that if you line up all the

  cars in the world end-to-end,

  someone from Quebec would be

  stupid enough to try to pass all of

   them.

10. If the shoe fits, get another one

    just like it.

11. The things that come to those who

    wait may be the things left by

    those who got there first.

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat

    for a day. Teach a man to fish and

    he will sit in a boat all day

   =B  drinking beer.

13. Flashlight: A case for holding

    dead batteries.

14. God gave you toes as a device for

    finding furniture in the dark.

15. When you go into court, you are

    putting yourself in the hands of

    twelve people who weren't smart

    enough to get out of jury duty.

 

 

 

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