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From: Bob Heiser (w7ikt fly-web.us)
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Date: Thu, 3 May 2018 09:27:26 -0700 (PDT)
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Clinton
v
Titanic
Students
at
a local school
were assigned
to read two
books,
'Titanic'
& 'My
Life' by Bill
Clinton.
One
student turned
in the
following book
report, with
the
proposition
that they were
nearly
identical
stories!
His
cool
professor gave
him an A+ for
this report.
Titanic:
cost -
$29.99
Clinton: cost -
$29.99
Titanic:
Over 3 hours
to read
Clinton: Over 3
hours to read
Titanic:
The story of
Jack and Rose,
their
forbidden
love, and
subsequent
catastrophe.
Clinton: The
story of Bill
and Monica,
their
forbidden
love, and
subsequent
catastrophe.
Titanic:
Jack is a
starving
artist.
Clinton: Bill is
a bullshit
artist.
Titanic:
In one scene,
Jack enjoys a
good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto
for Bill.
Titanic:
During the
ordeal, Rose's
dress gets
ruined.
Clinton: Ditto
for Monica.
Titanic:
Jack teaches
Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's
not go there.
Titanic:
Rose gets to
keep her
jewelery
Clinton: Monica
is forced to
return her
gifts.
Titanic:
Rose
remembers Jack
for the rest
of her life.
Clinton: Clinton
remembers
Monica for the
rest of his
life.
Titanic:
Rose goes
down on a
vessel full
of seamen.
Clinton:
Monica...ooh,
let's not go
there,
either.
Titanic:
Jack
surrenders to
an icy death.
Clinton: Bill
goes home to
Hilary -
basically the
same thing.
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