He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
I’m always late. My ancestors came over on the
June Flower.
How deep would the ocean be without sponges?
The 50-50-90 rule. Anytime you have a 50-50 chance
of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability
you’ll get it wrong.
If you lined up all the cars in the world end to
end, someone would try to pass them.
You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
If the shoe fits, get one for the other foot.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine
for doing well.
When you go to court you are putting yourself in
the hands of 12 people who weren’t smart enough to get
out of jury duty.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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