AlamoPA Mailing List: Fw: A glass of wine

[Sallie Carlson (wacsc11945]

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From: "fritzie4 [at] cox.net" <fritzie4 [at] cox.net>
To: william carlson <wacsc11945 [at] yahoo.com>; dmonkeywoman [at] cox.net
Sent: Saturday, April 14, 2018 11:22 AM
Subject: Fw: A glass of wine

 

 

 

A glass of wine

 

 

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand

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 Ben Franklin said: "In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria."  

 

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cientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.. Coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually.    However, We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.  

Remember: Water = Poop,

                                      Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,   than to drink water and be full of shit.  

 

VERIFICATION: BOTH THE HOUSE AND SENATE DRINK A LOT OF WATER WHILE IN SESSION. THIS EXPLAINS THE RESULTS THEREIN  . . . .   There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.