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[Sallie Carlson (wacsc11945]

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Subject: Fw: Fwd: Little Larry.... O..K. It's time to laugh

Subject: Fwd: Little Larry....

 

   A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 

'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' 
 After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Larry?' 
 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!' 

 

 
 
Larry watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. ' 

Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, 

who then began removing the cream with a tissue. ' 
What's the matter, asked Larry 'Giving up?' 
 
 
 
The math teacher saw that Larry wasn't paying attention in class. 
 She called on him and said, 'Larry! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' 
 Larry quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!' 
 
 
 
Larry's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw 

pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. 
 One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. '

Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him. 
Larry asked,"Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture ? " 
 
 
 
Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. 
He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down 

the horse's legs and rump, and chest. 
 After a few minutes, Larry asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because 

when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. 
 Larry, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ....' 
 
 
 
If this brightened your day, don't let it stop here. 
    

 Pass it on with a smile. Keep spreading the cheer!