And had
never been married. She was admired for
her
sweetness
and kindness to all.
came to
call on her and she showed him into her
quaint
She
invited him to have a
seat while she prepared
tea...
As he
sat facing her old
Hammond organ, the young
minister
noticed a cut glass
bowl
sitting on top of it.
The bowl
was filled with water,
and in
the water floated of all things, a
condom!
With tea
and scones, they
tried to
stifle his curiosity
About the
bowl of water and its
strange
floater, but soon it got the better of him and he
could no longer resist.
'Miss
Beatrice', he said,
'I wonder
if you would tell me about
this?
'Oh,
yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it
wonderful?
I was
walking through the park a few months ago and I
found this little package on the
ground.
to place
it on the organ,
keep it
wet and that it would prevent the spread of
disease.
Do you
know I haven't had the flu all winter.
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