AlamoPA Mailing List: Oldie for Oldies

[Bob Heiser (w7ikt]

Hang in there sunshine??? 

 

 

 Gotta love us seniors
During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, " How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?" 
"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub." 
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup.."
"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug.  - Do you want a bed near the window?" 

ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON . 
OR DO YOU WANT T H E BED NEXT TO MINE? :
MORE BELOW

 
 
 
A short neurological test 

1- Find the C below.. Please do not use any cursor help.  
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOO OO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOO

2- If you already found the C, now find the 6 below.

999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999
699999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999

3 - Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNM M
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM M
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM M
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM M
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM M
 
This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass these 3 tests,  you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist. 
Your brain is great and you're far from having a close relationship with Alzheimer. 

Congratulations! 
Oh. One more test.... 
Find the 44th USA President. 
 

Well, congratulations, you're not colour blind either!

SENIOR CITIZENS
ARE THE NATION'S LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS ! 

HEARING  AIDS 
BAND AIDS 
ROLL AIDS 
WALKING AIDS 
MEDICAL AIDS 
GOVERNMENT AIDS 
MOST OF ALL, 
MONETARY AIDS TO THEIR KIDS ! 

Not forgetting HIV ( Hair is Vanishing)        
  Give me the grace to see a joke, 
To get some humor out of life, 
  And pass it on to other folk.
I'm only sending this to my 'old' friends.