AlamoPA Mailing List: Fwd: FW: Joys of aging

[M.J. Trebenskie (skie999]

 

 

 

Three mischievous old

Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a

nursing home

When an old Grandpa

walked by.

 

And one of the old

Grandmas yelled out saying,

"We bet we can tell

exactly how old you are."

The old man

said, "There is no way you

can guess it, you old fools."

One of the

old Grandmas said,

"Sure we can! Just drop your pants and

under shorts and we can tell your exact

age."

Embarrassed just a little, but

anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he dropped his drawers.

The Grandmas asked him to

first turn around a couple of times and to jump

up and down several times. Then they all

piped up and said,

"You're 87 years old!"

Standing with his

pants down around his ankles, the old gent

asked, "How in the world

did you guess?"

Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, the three

old ladies happily yelled in unison...

"We were at your birthday party yesterday!"