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From: Bob Heiser (w7ikt fly-web.us)
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Date: Fri, 1 Dec 2017 16:38:09 -0800 (PST)
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SENIOR’S
and soon to be Seniors
MEDICAL ADVICE
I
don't
understand why
prescription
medicine is
allowed to
advertise on
TV or why
anyone would
think of
trying one of
the medicines
after
listening to
the laundry
list of
warnings of
possible side
effects. But
this is
definitely an
exception!
Do
you have
feelings of
inadequacy?
Do
you suffer
from shyness?
Do
you sometimes
wish you were
more
assertive?
Do
you sometimes
feel stressed?
If
you answered
yes to any of
these
questions, ask
your doctor or
pharmacist
about Cabernet
Sauvignon!
Cabernet
Sauvignon is
the safe,
natural way to
feel better
and more
confident. It
can help ease
you out of
your shyness
and let you
tell the world
that you're
ready and
willing to do
just about
anything.
You
will notice
the benefits
of Cabernet
Sauvignon
almost
immediately
and, with a
regimen of
regular doses,
you'll
overcome
obstacles that
prevent you
from living
the life you
want.
Shyness
and
awkwardness
will be a
thing of the
past. You will
discover
talents you
never knew you
had.
Cabernet
Sauvignon may
not be right
for everyone.
Women who are
pregnant or
nursing should
not use it but
women who
wouldn't mind
nursing or
becoming
pregnant are
encouraged to
try it.
Side
Effects May
Include:
Dizziness,
nausea,
vomiting,
incarceration,
loss of motor
control, loss
of clothing,
loss of money,
delusions of
grandeur,
table dancing,
headache,
dehydration,
dry mouth, and
a desire to
sing Karaoke
and play
all-night
Strip Poker,
Truth Or Dare,
and Naked
Twister.
The
consumption of
Cabernet
Sauvignon may
make you think
you are
whispering
when you are
not.
The
consumption of
Cabernet
Sauvignon may
cause you to
tell your
friends over
and over again
that you love
them.
The
consumption of
Cabernet
Sauvignon may
cause you to
think you can
sing.
The
consumption of
Cabernet
Sauvignon may
create the
illusion that
you are
tougher,
smarter,
faster and
better looking
than most
people.
Chardonnay,
Scotch, Vodka
or Gin and
of course Beer
may be
substituted
for Cabernet
Sauvignon,
with similar
results!
Please
feel free to
share this
important
information!
LIFE
IS A CABERNET
OLD CHUM!!
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