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If
you can start
the day
without
caffeine,
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If
you can always
be cheerful,
ignoring aches
and pains,
If
you can resist
complaining
and boring
people with
your troubles,
If
you can eat
the same food
every day
and be
grateful for
it,
If
you can
understand
when your
loved ones
are too busy
to give you
any time,
If
you can take
criticism and blame
without
resentment ,
If
you can
conquer
tension without
medical help,
If
you can relax
without
alcohol,
If
you can sleep
without the
aid of drugs,

Then
You Are
Probably
The
Family Dog!

Handle
every
Stressful
situation like
a dog.
If you can't
eat it or play
with it,
Piss on it and
walk away.