AlamoPA Mailing List: Getting Old

[silvrbch (silvrbch]

                  “I must be getting really old. I don’t understand the modern language any more”. 

      * I was driving down the road and there was a sign stating  “Flea Market” why would any one a want to buy fleas.  Then I thought, if I go home and pick all the fleas off my dog, maybe I could  make some money if I took them there.

     * The next sign read “Sidewalk Sale” now how am I supposed to get the sidewalk home?  It is  heavy concrete and my car is just a small one.

     * Then there was a sign reading “ Garage Sale” I passed that one up as I have two garages already and they just collect junk.  I have collected too much junk already.