AlamoPA Mailing List: Fw: This is very funny

[Sallie Carlson (wacsc11945]

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Sent: Tuesday, July 25, 2017, 2:20:10 PM CDT

Subject: Fw: This is very funny

 

It really isn’t funny.

 

 

 

 

Subject: FW: This is very funny

 

This is unquestionably where our daily lives are heading.
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- Hello! Gordon's pizza?

 

- No sir this is Google's pizza.

 

- Sorry, I must have dialed a wrong number?

 

- No sir, Google bought out Gordon's Pizza a short while ago.

 

- OK. Take my order please.

 

- OK sir, would you like your usual?"

 

- The usual? You know me?

 

- According to our caller-ID database, 
your last 12 orders were for pizza with 
cheese and sausage toppings, thick crust and crisp.

 

- OK! That's it...

 

- May I suggest this time you add ricotta, 
arugula with dry tomato toppings?

 

- What? I hate vegetables.

 

- Your cholesterol is not good, sir."

 

- How do you know that?

 

- We cross-matched your phone number 
with your name and your online medical portal.
We have the result of your blood tests for the past 7 years.

 

- Okay, but I do not want those toppings, I already take medicine ...

 

- Excuse me, but you have not taken your medicine regularly. 
We can see from our database, 4 months ago, you only purchased
a box with 30 cholesterol tablets at CVS.

 

- I bought more from another pharmacy.

 

- Such a transaction is not showing in your credit card account.

 

- I paid in cash.

 

- But you did not withdraw that much cash 
according to your recent bank statement.

 

- I have another source of cash.

 

- That is not showing as per your latest 
tax return unless you obtained it from an undeclared income source.

 

WHAT THE.....

 

-"I'm sorry, sir, we use such information 
only with the intention of helping you.

 

- Enough! I'm sick of Google, Facebook,Twitter, WhatsApp.
I'm going to an Island without internet, cable TV, where there is 
no cell phone service and no one to spy on me.

 

- "I understand sir but you'll need to renew your passport
first as it expired 6 weeks ago!