AlamoPA Mailing List: Fw: American Senior Driver

[Sallie Carlson (wacsc11945]

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To: william carlson <wacsc11945 [at] yahoo.com>

Sent: Wednesday, July 19, 2017, 9:42:23 AM CDT

Subject: Fw: American Senior Driver

 

 

 

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Subject: American Senior Driver

 

 

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A State Trooper pulled an 87-year-old woman over for speeding.

 

 

 

As he looked at her driver's license he was surprised to notice that attached to it was a conceal weapon permit.

 

 

 

Taken aback, he couldn't help but ask, “Do you have a gun in your possession?”

 

 

 

She replied in her crackly voice, “Indeed, I do. Why I have a 45 automatic in the glove box.”

 

 

 

The trooper then asked if she had any other weapons.

 

 

 

She replied, “I have a 9 mm Glock in the center console.”

 

 

 

The shocked trooper asked, “Is that all the weapons you are transporting?”

 

 

 

The little old lady held up her purse and replied, "Well, I do keep a 38 special in my purse.”

 

 

 

Finally, the astonished trooper asked, "What are you afraid of?”

 

 

 

And the little old lady smiled and replied: "Not a Fucking Thing."