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For
MEN.....and
WOMEN with a
bit of humour
A man was granted two wishes by
God. He asked
for the best
drink &
the best woman
ever. Next
moment he got
mineral water
& Mother
Teresa.
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There
are 3 kinds of
men in this
world. Some
remain single
and make
wonders
happen. Some
have
girlfriends
and see
wonders
happen. Rest
get married
and wonder
what happened!
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Wives
are magicians.
They can
change
anything into
an argument.
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Why do
women live a
Better, Longer
& Peaceful
Life, compared
to men?
A very
INTELLIGENT
student
replied:
"Because Women
don't have a
wife!"
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COOL
MESSAGE BY A
WIFE: Dear
Mother-in-law,
Don't teach me
how to handle
my children. I
am living with
one of yours
and he needs a
lot of
improvement!?
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When a
married man
says, I WILL
THINK ABOUT IT
- what he
really means
is that he
doesn't know
his wife's
opinion yet.
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A lady
says to her
doctor: "My
husband has a
habit of
talking in his
sleep! What
should I give
him to cure
it?"
The
doctor
replies: "Give
him an
opportunity to
speak when
he's awake! "
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