AlamoPA Mailing List: Fwd: seenager

[M.J. Trebenskie (skie999]

Subject: seenager

 

 

 

  

 

       
> |  Seenager I just discovered my age group!  I am a Seenager. (Senior
> teenager) 
>   I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50-60 years later. 
>   I don't have to go to school or work 
>   I get an allowance every month. 
>   I have my own pad. 
>   I don't have a curfew. 
>   I have a driver's license and my own car. 
>   I have an ID that gets me into bars and the wine store.  I like the wine
> store best. 
>   The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant, they
> aren’t scared of anything, they have been blessed to live this long, why be
> scared? 
>   And I don't have acne. 
>   Life is Good!  Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this,
> if you are a Seenager. 
>   Brains of older people are slow because they know so much. 
>   People do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer to recall
> facts because they have more  information in their brains. 
>   Scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure
> on your inner ear. 
>   Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they
> get there, they stand there wondering  what they came for. 
>   It is NOT a memory problem, it is nature's way of making older people do
> more exercise. 
>   SO THERE!! 
>   I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember
> their names. 
>   So, please forward this to your friends; they may be my friends, too. |
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