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[Sallie Carlson (wacsc11945]

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Subject: Fw: Songs we all "loved"

 

 

Subject: Songs we all "loved"

 

 

Enjoy!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Some of the artists of the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.

    They include:  

Bobby Darin ---  
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash. 

Herman's Hermits --- 
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.  

Ringo Starr ---  
I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.  

The Bee Gees -- -  
How Can You Mend a Broken Hip. 

Roberta Flack---  
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face. 

Johnny Nash --- 
I Can't See Clearly Now. 

Paul Simon---  
Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver  

The Commodores --- 
Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom. 

Marvin Gaye ---  
Heard It Through the Grape Nuts. 

Procol Harem---  
A Whiter Shade of Hair. 

Leo Sayer ---  
You Make Me Feel Like Napping. 

The Temptations ---  
Papa's Got a Kidney Stone. 

Abba---  
Denture Queen. 

Tony Orlando ---  
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.  
        Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

 
   Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.  
   
                
And Last but NOT least  

Willie Nelson ---  On the Commode Again