----- Forwarded Message ----- From: Robert Ahrenkiel <gp-bob11 [at] att.net> To: Sent: Monday, March 27, 2017 2:24 AM Subject: Fw: Fwd: Short books
On Sunday, March 26, 2017 10:45 AM, Dave Johnson <wdave908 [at] icloud.com> wrote:
Subject: Short books
A similar version of this has been bounced around the internet for quite a while but, it keeps getting better.
If you've been watching the news lately, you already know that Al Gore has lost his mind. He blames Brixet, the Syrian war and Trumps election on global warming. Lol
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Mar 25 at 7:18 AM
World's Shortest Books
MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS By Tiger Woods
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY By Jane Fonda, Cindy Sheehan & Michelle Obama Illustrated by Michael Moore Foreword by George Soros ______________________________ __________
MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA By "The Rev Jesse Jackson" & "The Rev Al Sharpton" ______________________________ ________
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL By Hillary Clinton _________________
Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY By Bill Clinton _________________
THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD By Bill Gates ______________________________ ______
THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY By Dennis Rodman ______________________________ ___ THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE By Al Gore & John Kerry ______________________________ _______ GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC By Amelia Earhart ______________________________ ______
HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST By Dr. Jack Kevorkian ______________________________ ____ TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell __________________ GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE By Mike Tyson ______________________________ ____ THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
______________________________ _________ MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS By O. J. Simpson & Casey Anthony ______________________________ ___________
HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY By Ted Kennedy _________
MY BOOK ON MORALS By Bill Clinton With introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson And forward by Tiger Woods with John Edwards ______________________________ ______________________ HOW TO WIN A SUPERBOWL BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS ______________________________ _____________________ AND, JUST ADDED: My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy By Nancy Pelosi ______________________________ __________________________ And the shortest book of them all....................... THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE By Barack Obama
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