The
Pope went on vacation for a few
days to visit the
rugged mountains of Alaska. He was
driving along near
a campground when he heard a
frantic commotion just
at the edge of the woods. He
found a helpless Democrat
wearing shorts, sandals, a 'Vote
for Hillary' hat and a
'Save the Trees' shirt.
The
man was screaming and struggling
frantically, thrashing
all about trying to free himself
from the grasp of a 10-foot
grizzly bear. As the Pope watched
in horror, a group of
Republican loggers wearing Go
Trump shirts came racing up.
One quickly fired a .44 magnum
slug right into the bear's chest.
The
two other men pulled the
semiconscious Democrat from
the bear's grasp. Then using
baseball bats, the three loggers
finished off the bear. Two of the
men dragged the dead grizzly
onto the bed of their pickup truck
while the other tenderly placed
the injured Democrat in the back
seat.
As
they began to leave, the Pope
summoned all of them over
to him. "I give you my blessing
for your brave actions!" he
proudly
proclaimed. "I have heard there
was bitter hatred between
Republican loggers and Democratic
environmental activists,
but now I've seen with my own eyes
that this is not true.
As
the Pope drove off, one logger
asked his buddies,
"Who was that guy?
"Dude, that was the Pope," another
replied. "He's in direct
contact with Heaven and has access
to all wisdom.
"Well,"
the logger said, "he may have
access to all wisdom,
but he don't know squat about bear
hunting. By the way,
is the bait still alive or do we
need to go back to California
and get another one?
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